"...that we know, for certain, that life is bleak and dark...it is awkward and clumsy and void of all meaning. Therefore, it is up to us to make it beautiful and graceful. It is up to us to see its magic and wonder. And so, in the truest sense of understanding what is sublime... we know that we can, regardless of our plight, create our own meaning and create our own happiness."
---Wayne Coyne, The Flaming Lips

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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"Don’t sugar coat it, don’t say “making love”. You make love in letters, and subtle glances across a room. You two are fucking. you are feeling each other for the sake of raw pleasure. You are fucking as in the verb, you both are sweating and panting because you can’t consume enough of each other. So fuck “making love” you are fucking, you are feeling. Eat her out and make her cum on your tongue, life isn’t about censored vulgarity."
—the difference between fucking and making love  (via hefuckin)

bigmamag:

drtoilette:

chaniatreides:

starfleetgrad:

The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.”

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I think you’re right.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

cracked:

The badass costume’s a start. Now how about a badass franchise?
5 Superheroes Who Should’ve Gotten Movies Before Ant-Man

Okay I was expecting a good article here to begin with but then it turned out all five of them are women and EVERYONE GO READ THIS ARTICLE RIGHT NOW 

batmanisagatewaydrug:

cracked:

The badass costume’s a start. Now how about a badass franchise?

5 Superheroes Who Should’ve Gotten Movies Before Ant-Man

Okay I was expecting a good article here to begin with but then it turned out all five of them are women and EVERYONE GO READ THIS ARTICLE RIGHT NOW 

black-nata:

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:

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EVERYONE DEAD.

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

oodnight:

They’re born with their brains in their hands. Don’t you see, that makes them peaceful. They’ve got to be, because a creature like that would have to trust anyone it meets. 

vaderblues:

star wars: the clone wars
S01E01 - “Ambush” 

A galaxy divided by war! Peaceful worlds must choose sides or face the threat of invasion. Republic and Separatist armies vie for the allegiance of neutral planets.
Desperate to build a Republic supply base on the system of Toydaria, Jedi Master Yoda travels to secret negotiations on a remote neutral moon….

The phaser range was a facility aboard some starships that allowed Starfleet personnel to practice aiming and firing their phasers. Flashing spheres of light of different colors and moving at various speeds served as the targets. (Memory Alpha)

crescent-coral-base:

"Sell it for the highest mother****ing price you can get, mother****er."

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